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Why we should laugh and make other people laugh ?

Laughing and making other people laugh is a big asset. Laughing produces good hormones in the body that help people feel more positive, healthier and even tolerant of others.

How to get married Bill Gates's daughter

We must find a possitive way

Father : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"

Son : "I will choose my own bride!"

Father : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case.....ok"

Next - Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father : "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

Father : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "

President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Father : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Fun Talk

Our father is a coward

Dagi - Our father is a coward man. He afraid of lightning.

Bani - Our father also too. He sleep with my aunty when mother went night duty.

First operation

Doctor - Why are you afraid of ? Donít be afraid.

Patient - D o c t o rÖ.. This is my first operation.

Doctor - Donít be afraid man. This is my first operation also.

Why Not! Why Not !

One Day a set of thieves entered in to the girls hostel. And gathered all girls and warden in to one place.

One thief - If you shout, we will rape all of you.

One girl - Oh!! Our warden aunt?

Warden - Why Not! Why Not !

Cockroach in the soup

Tourist - Waiter !!! See there is a cockroach in my soup.

Waiter - I canít believe you sir. I remove all of them before I serve you.

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